great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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