didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
ok i will unlock the door
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.