I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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