found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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