just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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