How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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