paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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