i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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