no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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