Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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