you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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