it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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