I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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