i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
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