On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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