the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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