Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
