We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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