I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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