i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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