I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Terrible idea I love it
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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