hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think my moral compass just broke
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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