I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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