Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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