Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just google imaged poop.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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