the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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