I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
