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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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