I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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