Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
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