If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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