"it" just moved
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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