So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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