i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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