Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Terrible idea I love it
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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