and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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