Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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