i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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