Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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