Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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