dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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