doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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