He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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