We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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