loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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