I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
