Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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