I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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