I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She bit a glass in half.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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