I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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