If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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