dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Pants are for mortals
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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