She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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