its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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