I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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