it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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