ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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